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You want to know who is Rajanikanth. …here are the facts

Rajanikanth makes onions cry

Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people
faster than Death can process them.

Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.

Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights
on,……… …. he turns the dark off.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters,
because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between
Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all
things.

Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows
where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is
for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning,
that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be
handicapped if you park there.

Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to
April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say,
“Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while
you still have the chance.”

Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of
excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how
many seconds you have left to live.

Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was
the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show
consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting
for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of
germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he
wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was
cold, so he turned the sun up.

Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.

Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life…
unless it gets in his way.

It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his
finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects
Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room
itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every
dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because
Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16
Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning
to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to
square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as
a personal insult.

Original post by spencer_911